Monday, June 29, 2015

Icy Birthday

My husband's best friend from college (we call him "Slash") was coming to Cincinnati for his birthday, and we were having this great big party for him. I was freaking out because all I had gotten him for his birthday was like a six pack of beer and some little trinkets. And Kyle (the hubs) kept telling me not to worry about it because Slash and I aren't besties or anything anyway. But for some reason it was just very important to me, and I only had twenty minutes until he was due to arrive.

So I was like "I'm just going to go down Colerain Avenue and find something else. Maybe I can get him wine or bourbon or something." But when I walked outside, it turned out I had parked my car on some thin ice, and as soon as I walked on it my car sank to the bottom of some pond.

I came back inside (miraculously dry) and said "Well, I can't take my car."

That's all I remember.

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