Prom

Had a dream over the weekend that I had to get ready for prom with like two hours notice. I went to the mall to get ready and told the hairstylist to just do something quick. So she just put my hair in a ponytail. Not an impressive ponytail, either. The kind of ponytail I used to give myself when I was in kindergarten. Or when my dad would try to do my hair.

Then I went all around the mall looking for a dress, but I couldn't find anything suitable so I ended up wearing the bridesmaid dress I wore to my BFF Amanda's wedding a couple of months ago. Funny story, there...in real life, I was feeding my baby before the ceremony and she threw up all over me and that very dress. This was about 20 minutes before we were all supposed to walk down the aisle.

With the help of the other bridesmaids, some paper towels, water, and a hairdryer, there was no visible stain on my dress by the time the wedding started. But it still smells like baby vomit.

So I ended up going to prom with a cheap hairstyle and a smelly dress. In the dream, not in real life. In real life, our limo broke down and we hitchhiked to prom. So...pretty even in terms of quality.